Who is the Father of My Child?

Here are all the results with descriptions

The Big Family Guy

Whoa! You're going to have a lot of kids! This guy wants to have ALL the babies! He's that hip dude that wants to be a stay at home dad, but he's so driven he can't just sit back and watch one or two kids. No, he has to have six. AND he's gonna want you to have a flexible job so you guys can go on camping vacations or try homesteading or visit obscure foreign countries so the kids are exposed to multiple cultures. Hope your body's in good shape!

The Nutter

Hope you're okay with weird names. And strange ideas about parenting. He's going to be that guy that wants to try all of the latest parenting techniques. One day he'll think little Pixel just has to try baseball and the next he'll be pulling the child out of it because it isn't good for self esteem. But, at least he won't leave all of the work to you. He might not even let you lift a finger.

The Doting Helpmate

If momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy. Sometimes a daddy has to know how to make you happy so you have some of your sanity left to be a great mom yourself. This guy is going to 'Hey Girl' you every time he's not sure you're being pampered enough. He's going to be a pretty great dad too.

The Classic Dad

He's Ward Cleaver, Mike Brady, Ray Barone, and Keith Mars all rolled into one super hot package. Because you gotta have hot too, right? He's going to be that dad that knows how to calmly but sternly handle the kids when they do wrong but will encourage them every bit as much when they do right.

The Star Builder

This dad will be dedicated to your children and their futures. He's pretty fun to have around too. And he's also insightful, wise, and well rounded. Your kids will be the stars of whatever their interests are. But, he won't overdo it with the pressure. He's all about them living their dreams, not chasing them.

The Hot Bad Boy

Some of us just have to fall for the bad boy. This time it's you. But, that bad boy charm is hard to resist! You'll have a time of it and there might be fights, but you'll probably always want him just a little. Maybe he'll be a good dad. Some of them can be. Just make sure you don't get gaslighted!