Which saying should be on your t-shirt? Take our fun quiz and find out which redneck wisdom was spoken just for you.
Ain't got more sense 'n God gave an ant? Drunker than Cooter Brown? Never you mind. These questions ain't gonna tax your strength nor addle your brain.
This test is not based on any scientific study whatsoever. It is intended for fun only so do not treat the result too seriously :)
Do not think about the answers too long. If you think you answered incorrectly, you can always go back to any question and change your answer.
At the end of the quiz we will give you the result. You can share it with your friends :)
This quiz may seem nuttier than a squirrel turd, but we promise you'll end up with a nugget of golden brown wisdom you'll be proud to call your own.