Here are all the results with descriptions
Hopelessly Addicted to Coffee
You're past the point of no return. If you don't have your coffee, you basically turn into another, much darker, much more evil version of yourself. It's like night and day, actually. And people know this, so imagine their rush to ensure you have coffee!
Red Alert, Turn Back Now!
You're exactly at the point of no return! If you continue down this path, you'll be beyond addicted. For now, it's a danger zone, but you still have hope. Try to drink coffee, but a little more in moderation. Rather than a giant mug, maybe do half?
Perfectly In Control
You love coffee, but you know better than getting kidney stones. You drink more water than coffee, and while you love a nice brew, bold roast, you're not about to snap crazily if you don't get a chance to make a cup.
Don't Even Need It Anymore, Actually...
You probably drank so much coffee, that you don't even need it anymore. If you drink it, it does nothing for you. In fact, you probably go quite a few days without a cup, and you're fine. This is great for your body, but you could afford to drink a little more, and still be in a healthy range.